Rigdon Rebel Roast

Joseph came in, slick and sly, "God’s got plans for you and I. Be my wife, it’s divine decree— You’ll get your glory, just trust me." Nancy grinned, didn’t skip a beat, “Nice fairy tale, but take a seat. Your ‘holy’ pitch is low-grade fiction, And that letter? Pure contradiction.” While some fell for his twisted script, Nancy shot from the hip real quick: “Keep your ‘revelations,’ Joe, I’m out— You penned the lie, and I called you out.”