The Night Owl Spirit Animal Blend

Got someone in your life who’s up late solving life’s mysteries at 2 a.m., but can’t find their keys by noon? Night Owl Spirit Coffee is the gift for that perpetual after-dark thinker. This dark roast packs enough caffeine to keep them hooting through the night, whether they’re binge-watching conspiracy theories or contemplating their next big idea—usually when everyone else is sound asleep.

Gift it to the friend who thrives after hours but somehow still complains about their sleep schedule. It’s the fuel they need to own the night (or, let’s be real, at least function by 3 p.m.). Warning: Side effects may include unsolicited philosophical debates and late-night text rants.